Ray is totally ready for a 70s porn film with that 'stache.
The surprise is not that Sara had trackers put in Constantine's drawers, it's that he wears any.
It was very convenient that Constantine was in love with Marie Laveau's great grandson.
*sob* Constantine was happy once.
Angela Bassett shoutout!
OMG, the Stein puppet.
A cliffhanger? Are you freaking kidding me?