Today's good thing: work wasn't bad, but there were several vastly annoying customers. One woman wanted some vitamin cream she saw in "Arp" magazine - - not AARP, Arp - - and we didn't have it. "But it said in the magazine it was available at Walmart." I patiently explained, as I have many times, not all Walmarts are the same. Smaller ones don't have everything. "That's false advertising." So sue us, bitch. She had already said CVS offered to order it for her. I told her she could go online and order it from Walmart and get it sent to the store. You just can't satisfy some people.