The customers have been acting up so badly the last few days! An old man was looking for vitamins today and like a lot of customers, wants to shop from the top stock shelf, which is just more of what's on the regular shelves. He nearly pulled a shitload of fish oil down on his head.
A woman told me she needed a 10 mg time release melatonin. I told her I only had one and gave it to her. Then she asks, "Well, what about this one?" "It's 10 mg, NOT time release." "No, I need time release. What about this one?" "That's a 3 mg." "No, I need a 10 mg. What about this one?" You see where I'm going with this. It went on for some time.
And for some reason, everyone was buying razor blades today, which required unlocking them.