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Today's funny/weird/annoying customer stories 
25th-Jul-2017 06:59 pm
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Today's funny/weird/annoying customer stories:

A very devoted grandmother was looking for feminine pads for her granddaughter, who was at band practice. She sad they were in a green box, but none of the green ones we had. She texted her granddaughter, and literally waited like 30 minutes to hear back.

A woman was looking at vitamins and I noticed a line of water behind her and a puddle under her shopping cart. I asked if something in her cart was leaking. Yes, her potting soil bags were. She kept looking at vitamins, and went to get in line at pharmacy, still dripping water. I had to get paper towels and mop from vitamins to checkout. Our maintenance guy came up about that time and I told him what was going on. He changed the position of the bags and that helped. Then the heffer didn't want to move so I could mop up the water under her cart.

I saved the best for last. An old man was looking at the glucosamine. I asked if I could help him. He said his doctor had told him about something to help with his leg pain. I said, "Oh, like for joints?" Yes. I showed him all our stuff. No, it had water in the name, and camphor. I suggested muscle rubs. No, his doctor said to drink it. This was so surreal I went and asked Kaitlin, who of course said no, you don't drink camphor. I went back and then the man said, "but the doctor said it would help with my leg cramps." Then the light bulb went on. He was looking for tonic water, with quinine. I took him to grocery and showed it to him.
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